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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile
Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile
Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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chuck norris tiene el dese de plastilina
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cuando chuck norris entra al agua este no se moja, el agua se chuck norrisea. aparte sus lagrimas dicen que curan el cancer. lastima que nunca haya llorado.
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